Yes, my friends... MP was free'd. But, alas, it's only temporary. She has plans. Please donate to the fund. I have it on good authority that she's going to be in North Carolina soon. I'm very much afraid that she's going to be arrested again. I see some serious swat roll, cup and run action happening with Alex. I'm afraid I won't be able to stop her. I may have to do a drive by lick and sniff myself. Which only means that our meager bail fund will need to be increased. She's been a very bad influence on me. Really, can you blame us? I present to you photographic evidence. The sexiness that oozes from these men cannot be denied. I dare you to refute it.
What are the laws regarding capture, ransom and release? We'll be kind. We promise.
We are also currently soliciting donations for our shoe/bag fund. If you would like to contribute, please let us know. We are also conducting a nationwide search for a sugardaddy. Leads, anyone?
END SOCIAL INJUSTICE! FREE MP! and me while you're at it!