Thursday, March 29, 2012

He evaded her grasp.  We went to NC with a firm plan in mind.  All hope was lost.  Poor MP.  She was a weeping mess.  A quivering pile of mush.  All she wanted was a little lick and sniff.  Well... maybe more.

Plans are currently underway to capture said wolf once more.  We are accepting any and all ideas.  We are also recruiting.  You must be willing to hand over Kiowa once he is captured, all other men are a free for all so long as they do not become a liability.  Must bring your own rope and have mad skills to add to the party.  Excellent drinking skills is a must or do not apply.

Remember your target!



SO FUCKING SEXY

Friday, February 10, 2012

Yes, my friends... MP was free'd.  But, alas, it's only temporary.  She has plans.  Please donate to the fund.   I have it on good authority that she's going to be in North Carolina soon.  I'm very much afraid that she's going to be arrested again.  I see some serious swat roll, cup and run action happening with Alex.  I'm afraid I won't be able to stop her.  I may have to do a drive by lick and sniff myself.  Which only means that our meager bail fund will need to be increased.  She's been a very bad influence on me.  Really, can you blame us?  I present to you photographic evidence.  The sexiness that oozes from these men cannot be denied.  I dare you to refute it.

 


What are the laws regarding capture, ransom and release?  We'll be kind.  We promise.

We are also currently soliciting donations for our shoe/bag fund.  If you would like to contribute, please let us know.  We are also conducting a nationwide search for a sugardaddy.  Leads, anyone?


END SOCIAL INJUSTICE!  FREE MP!  and me while you're at it!

Friday, January 6, 2012

UPDATES FROM JAIL

She's at it again folks!  You just can't keep a good stalker down.  MP, a.k.a. mmm....Paul, a.k.a Iamtwilightobsessed, created a new website for her obsession, straight from the confines of her comfy jail cell.  Already, it is littered with pictures of Kiowa, and the other gorgeous wolves of the Twilight films.  Can you blame her?  Look at that boy's hotness!  Mmm... he is lookin' all sorts of fine!

You can find the new website by clicking on the link www.trickyraven.ning.com

We are in the midst of planning a jailbreak so that she can swat roll her way out.  Idea submissions are gladly accepted.  Also, if you know the whereabouts of one Kiowa Gordon, please pass the information on.  We're thinking vacation, secluded island, nakedness.

Aid in the fight to end injustice.  Free MP!


Thursday, November 10, 2011

Please Help Us Free mmmPaul

"I swat rolled, flew through the air Matrix style and licked him"- mmmPaul

We don't think she did anything wrong.  Help us end injustice.  FREE MP!



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